Monthly Archives: February 2007

One of the most common philosophies this site continually stresses is the notion that the true fratdaddy must frat hard all day, every day, with no lunch breaks. It is an undeniable truth that frat doesn’t take the day off. … Continue reading →

Q: Is bicycling to class frat? A: No. Never. Q: Is it fratty to take a party date out to dinner before the party? A: Yes, but we have to be careful to not hearken back days of high school…this … Continue reading →

Fratshag – Noun: Hair style characterized by front hair line “shagging” down to the eyes. Always worn free of any hair product. ex. Hair gel is the natural enemy of the frat shag. Rushee Beer – Noun: Beer (typically Milwaukee’s … Continue reading →

Esteemed fratdaddies and sorostitutes: On December 4th, 2006, the Professors of Fratology announced plans to host a tournament that would determine what item, event, or act would be forever enshrined in the Hall of Frat. The winner of this tournament … Continue reading →

Fratty Celebrity of the Month: February 2007 Tom Selleck (University of Southern California, Sigma Chi) Tom Selleck is arguably the frattiest fratdaddy that Hollywood has ever produced. Women want him, fratdaddies want to be him. Notably known as his role … Continue reading →

Frathoe – Noun: Chevrolet Tahoe sport utility vehicle commonly driven by fratty people; term may be applied to other brands of large trucks or SUV’s ex. Where’s a pledge? I need someone to clean the vomit out of the back … Continue reading →

The road to the Final Fratty Four has been easy for none, but it has now been paved for those that survived the Fratlite Eight. All last week’s matches were close, but produced few surprises. In the clothes bracket, overall … Continue reading →