Douchebaggery - Noun/Verb: Actions (or engaging in actions or thoughts) often promulgated by GDI’s and other unfratty persons; actions which fratdaddies and sorostitutes never engage in
ex. Gel-headed GDI’s playing ultimate frisbee were spreading so much douchebaggery that I wanted to kick them in the nuts with my Topsiders, but I decided to go to [...]

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After reading this lesson, don’t forget to scroll down and vote in the new match-ups in the FRAT MADNESS TOURNAMENT.
Simply put, no one item embodies the fratty lifestyle as does the solid colored polo shirt. Ever versatile, the polo is first donned by the fratty when they are just fratlings, serves them daily as [...]

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In the absolute closest game of this tournament, the #1 seeded Costas and Croakies were on top when the clock struck midnight, and the gutsy Topsiders are out of the tournament. This match-up was of special significance before the first vote was cast, as many tournament observers communicated to us in confidence that the [...]

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Newbies - Noun: New Balance brand running shoes that are commonly worn by fraternity pledges. Usually gray in color.
ex. I love hearing the pitter patter of little Newbies mopping my floor and scrubbing my toliet.

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After four or more years of fratting hard as an undergraduate, you will find yourself making the arduous transition to the “real world.” Even though leaving your alma mater may feel like an overwhelming obstacle, it is no excuse to completely abandon your fratty ways. The years following college can be the frattiest [...]

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Television
Frat: 60 Inch HDTV
GDI: 25 inch modified computer screen for online gaming
Video Game Console
Frat: Xbox 360 or PS3 with the following games only: NCAA Football and Tiger Woods 07
GDI: Nintendo Wii with custom made controller body suit
Game Room
Frat: Poker Table/Pool Table
GDI: Magic: The Gathering Table
Prized DVDs
Frat: The [...]

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Frat Lap - Noun: a circular lap made in a fratty vehicle around a prominent part of campus in an effort to check out hot sorostitutes; best done around sorority row during the time leading up to and during rush activities
ex. The sororities just started rush, so let’s go make a couple of frat laps [...]

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It’s all over for the first round of the FRAT MADNESS TOURNAMENT, as the 4’s vs. 5’s match-ups have come to a close.
When you’re talking about sides that are so closely seeded, it’s hard to really call any game an upset, but two 5’s will move on to the next round. Grilling [...]

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