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They Should Have Just Went Home

November 29, 2006 | 9 Comments | Uncategorized

Where do I even begin? Necktie with K-Mart quality striped shirt…hooded sweatshirts…and, worst of all, a blooper video for rush purposes? This couldn’t get much worse.

The sacred art of rush should not be infringed upon in the manner seen in this video. The truly fratty need not resort to such pedestrian tactics; the best houses have potential pledges thinking, “Please rush me.” They do not have the brothers making amateur Jackass videos in their newest Aeropostale attire screaming, “Rush (insert desperate house here).”

Most likely, any potential quality pledges who viewed this video thought, “If I wanted to spend my time not fratting hard, I would just join the Chemistry club. They don’t frat any less than the guys in this video, and the girls there have low self esteem.”
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Fratty Word/Phrase of the Week #2

November 28, 2006 | No Comments | Uncategorized

In the spirit of Christmas Cocktail and Formal season, the following word should help you in the event that you are taking a date who refuses to frat hard every second of the day.

Deformalize (verb) – the act of a fratdaddy or sorostitute dumping their date prior to or during a fraternity or sorority formal or cocktail. This term only applies when the action is taken by the person who’s fraternity or sorority is hosting the event.

Ex: Allison is currently my date to formal, but I am going to deformalize her and take Jessica because she frats harder.

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Example of a University NOT Fratting Hard

November 28, 2006 | 5 Comments | Uncategorized

This video is indicative of a university that, unfortunately, has completely punted the need to frat hard. The tag line of this video is, “HOT, HOT, HOT!” This is an apt lesson for the video to teach, as this is a line that the school’s graduates will often repeat while advising their customers at McDonald’s that their coffee is, “HOT, HOT, HOT!” Please, do not take this as a slam upon the academic standards of the institution; it is simply an all too predictable conclusion that can be ascertained from seeing a student body that goes home so often.
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Frat vs. GDI #3 (Vehicle Edition)

November 28, 2006 | 17 Comments | Uncategorized

Getting To Class
Frat: Making a pledge drive
GDI: Riding a bicycle or driving a Honda Element
Gas Mileage
Frat: Less than 10 MPG
GDI: 30 MPG or greater
Vehicle Tag
Frat: University name and/or logo
GDI: Their name…airbrushed
Vehicle Stickers
Frat: Greek letters and/or University name
GDI: P.E.T.A. or Apple Computer Logo
Wheels
Frat: Factory
GDI: Plastic spinners from Wal-Mart

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Contribute Content to FrattingHard.com

November 27, 2006 | No Comments | Uncategorized

We noticed from post comments that there is some interest in submitting content to FrattingHard.com from some of the fratdaddies and sorostitutes out there that want to help show the world what it means to frat hard.

If you have content that you would like to see (or have any suggestions or complaints), you can send it to:

frathardorgohome@gmail.com

Thanks.

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Fratty Word/Phrase of the Week #1

November 21, 2006 | No Comments | Uncategorized

We here at http://www.frattinghard.com/ care about building your vocabulary span in an effort to increase your level of frat in conversations with fellow fratters. From this point forward, we will give you a fratty word or phrase of the week to use in such conversations. As a first week special, there will be two words and one phrase. All words and phrases will be added to the FH Dictionary.

Shacking (verb) – The act of a fratdaddy and sorostitute sleeping in the same bed.

ex. I felt bad about deformalizing that sorostitute because we’ve been shacking for three weeks.

Walk of Shame (verb) – The walk a sorostitute must make after shacking at a fratdaddy’s house.

ex. I fratted too hard to get up before noon today, so I made the sorostitute do the walk of shame all the way back to her sorority house.

Shackwear (noun) – A fraternity t-shirt worn by sorostitutes after shacking at a fratdaddy’s house to avoid doing the walk of shame in her attire from the previous night.

ex. I was running out of clean shirts, so the sorostitute had to wear another sorority’s cocktail shirt for shackwear.

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Update: We’ve had so many people from so many universities logging in to frat hard that it’s become too much work to keep up with this by day. Therefore, starting today, we’re making this a permanent link on the right bar of the page, and we’ll just keep a running list. If your college or university isn’t on the list, let us know.

**Warning: FrattingHard.com does not endorse or verify the frattiness of the colleges and universities listed below. We can only verify that someone from each of these institutions have visited our site…thus showing at at least someone from each is interested in fratting hard.**

Running Count: 211 Colleges Are Now Fratting Harder

Abilene Christian University — Abilene, Texas
Appalachian State University — Boone, North Carolina
Arizona State University — Tempe, Arizona
Armstrong Atlantic State University — Savannah, Georgia
Auburn University — Auburn, Alabama
Babson College — Babson Park, Massachusetts
Ball State University — Muncie, Indiana
Baylor University — Waco, Texas
Birmingham Southern College — Birmingham, Alabama
Boston University — Boston, Massachusetts
Bowling Green State University — Bowling Green, Kentucky
Brown University — Providence, Rhode Island
Butler University — Indianapolis, Indiana
California State Polytechnic University — Pomona, California
Central Michigan University — Mount Pleasant, Michigan
Centre College — Danville, Kentucky
Clemson University — Clemson, South Carolina
Christian Brothers University — Memphis, Tennessee
Clark University — Worcester, Massachusetts
Coastal Carolina University — Conway, South Carolina
Colgate University — Hamilton, New York
College of William and Mary — Williamsburg, Virginia
College of Wooster — Wooster, Ohio
Colorado School of Mines — Golden, Colorado
Colorado State University — Fort Collins, Colorado
Columbia University — New York, New York
Cornell University — Ithaca, New York
Dallas Baptist University — Dallas, Texas
Dartmouth College — Hanover, New Hampshire
Davidson College — Davidson, North Carolina
DePauw University — Greencastle, Indiana
Drake University — Des Moines, Iowa
Duke University — Durham, North Carolina
East Carolina University — Greenville, North Carolina
Eastern Kentucky University — Richmond, Kentucky
Eastern Michigan University — Ypsilanti, Michigan
East Tennessee State University — Johnson City, Tennessee
Elon University — Elon, North Carolina
Embry-Riddle Aeronautical University — Daytona Beach, Florida
Emory University — Atlanta, Georgia
Emporia State — Emporia, Kansas
Faulkner University — Montgomery, Alabama
Ferris State University — Big Rapids, Michigan
Florida Institute of Technology — Melbourne, Florida
Florida International University — Miami, Florida
Florida Southern College — Lakeland, Florida
Florida State University — Tallahassee, Florida
Fordham University — Bronx, New York
Franklin and Marshall College — Lancaster, Pennsylvania
Franciscan University — Steubenville, Ohio
Freed Hardeman University — Bethel Springs, Tennessee
Furman University — Greenville, South Carolina
Georgetown University — Washington, District of Columbia
Georgia Institute of Technology — Atlanta, Georgia
Georgia Southern University — Statesboro, Georgia
Georgia State University — Atlanta, Georgia
The George Washington University — Washington, D.C.
Grand Valley State University — Allendale, Michigan
Hampden-Sydney College — Hampden-Sydney, Virginia
Hobart & William Smith Colleges — Geneva, New York
Hope College — Holland, Michigan
Indiana University — Bloomington, Indiana
James Madison University — Harrisionburg, Virginia
Kennesaw State University — Kennesaw, Ga
Kansas State University — Manhattan, Kansas
Kenyon College — Gambier, Ohio
Louisiana State University — Baton Rouge, Louisiana
Loyola Marymount University — Los Angeles, California
Loyola University Chicago — Chicago, Illinois
Lynchburg College — Lynchburg, Virginia
Manhattanville College — Purchase, New York
Marquette University — Milwaukee, Wisconsin
Mary Washington College — Fredericksburg, Virginia
Massachusetts Institute of Technology — Cambridge, Massachusetts
Miami University — Oxford, Ohio
Michigan State University — East Lansing, Michigan
Middle Tennessee State University — Murfreesboro, Tennessee
Millersville University — Millersville, Pennsylvania
Mississippi State University — Starksville, Mississippi
New York University — New York, New York
North Carolina State University — Raleigh, North Carolina
North Dakota State University — Harwood, North Dakota
North Georgia College and State University — Dahlonega, Georgia
Northwestern University — Evanston, Illinois
Ohio University — Athens, Ohio
The Ohio State University — Columbus, Ohio
Oklahoma City University — Oklahoma City, Oklahoma
Oklahoma State University — Stillwater, Oklahoma
Old Dominion University — Norfolk, Virginia
Penn State University — University Park, Pennsylvania
Presbyterian College — Clinton, South Carolina
Princeton University — Princeton, New Jersey
Purdue University — West Lafayette, Indiana
Rhodes College — Memphis, Tennessee
Rider University — Trenton, New Jersey
Rollins College — Winter Park, Florida
Rutgers University — Piscataway, New Jersey
Samford University — Birmingham, Alabama
Sam Houston State University — Huntsville, Texas
Seton Hall University — East Orange, New Jersey
Southern Illinois University — Carbondale, Illinois
Southern Methodist University — Dallas, Texas
St. John University — Queens, New York
St. Lawrence University — Canton, New York
St. Louis University — St. Louis, Missouri
Stanford University — Palo Alto, California
State University of New York at Buffalo — Buffalo, New York
State University of New York at Stony Brook — Stony Brook, New York
Stephen F. Austin State University — Nacogdoches, Texas
Stonehill College — Easton, Massachusetts
Syracuse University — Syracuse, New York
Tennessee Tech University — Cookeville, Tennessee
Texas A&M University — College Station, Texas
Texas Christian University — Fort Worth, Texas
Texas State University — San Marcos, Texas
Texas Tech University — Lubbock, Texas
Towson University — Towson, Maryland
Trinity University — San Antonio, Texas
Troy University — Troy, Alabama
Tulane University — New Orleans, Louisiana
Union College — Schenectady, New York
Union University — Jackson, Tennessee
United States Naval Academy — Annapolis, Maryland
University of Alabama — Tuscaloosa, Alabama
University of Alabama at Birmingham — Birmingham, Alabama
University of Arkansas — Fayetteville, Arkansas
University of Baltimore — Baltimore, Maryland
University of British Columbia — Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada
University of California — Berkeley, California
University of California, Irvine — Irvine, California
University of California at Los Angeles — Los Angeles, California
University of California at Santa Barbara — Santa Barbara, California
University of Central Arkansas — Conway, Arkansas
University of Central Florida — Orlando, Florida
University of Cincinnati — Cincinnati, Ohio
University of Colorado — Boulder, Colorado
University of Connecticut — Storrs, Connecticut
University of Dayton — Dayton, Ohio
University of Delaware — Newark, Delaware
University of Florida — Gainesville, Florida
University of Georgia — Athens, Georgia
University of Houston — Houston, Texas
University of Illinois — Urbana, Illinois
University of Iowa — Iowa City, Iowa
University of Kansas – Lawrence, Kansas
University of Kentucky — Lexington, Kentucky
University of Louisville — Louisville, Kentucky
University of Maryland — College Park, Maryland
University of Massachusetts – Amherst, Massachusetts
University of Memphis — Memphis, Tennessee
University of Miami — Coral Gables, Florida
University of Michigan — Ann Arbor, Michigan
University of Minnesota — Minneapolis, Minnesota
University of Mississippi — Oxford, Mississippi
University of Missouri — Columbia, Missouri
University of Nebraska — Lincoln, Nebraska
University of Oklahoma — Norman, Oklahoma
University of North Carolina — Chapel Hill, North Carolina
University of North Carolina at Charlotte — Charlotte, North Carolina
University of North Carolina at Wilmington — Wilmington, North Carolina
University of North Dakota — Grand Forks, North Dakota
University of North Florida — Jacksonville, Florida
University of North Texas — Denton, Texas
University of Notre Dame — South Bend, Indiana
University of Pennsylvania — Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
University of Pittsburgh — Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
University of Richmond — Richmond, Virginia
University of Rochester — Rochester, Pennsylvania
University of the South — Sewanee, Tennessee
University of South Alabama — Mobile, Alabama
University of South Carolina — Columbia, South Carolina
University of South Dakota — Vermillion, South Dakota
University of Southern Mississippi — Hattiesburg, Mississippi
University of South Florida — Tampa, Florida
University of Southern California — Los Angeles, California
University of Southern Mississippi — Hattiesburg, Mississippi
University of St. Thomas — St. Paul, Minnesota
University of Tennessee — Knoxville, Tennessee
University of Tennessee at Chattanooga — Chattanooga, Tennessee
University of Texas — Austin, Texas
University of Texas at Arlington — Arlington, Texas
University of Toledo — Toledo, Ohio
University of Tulsa — Tulsa, Oklahoma
University of Utah — Salt Lake City, Utah
University of Vermont — Burlington, Vermont
University of Virginia — Charlottesville, Virginia
University of Washington — Seattle, Washington
University of West Georgia — Carrollton, Georgia
University of Wisconsin — Madison, Wisconsin
Valdosta State University — Valdosta, Georgia
Valparaiso University — Valparaiso, Indiana
Vanderbilt University — Nashville, Tennessee
Vernon Regional Junior College — Wichita Falls, Texas
Villanova University — Radnor Township, Pennsylvania
Virginia Polytechnic Institute and State University – Blacksburg, Virginia
Wabash College — Crawfordsville, Indiana
Wake Forest University — Winston Salem, North Carolina
Washington College — Chestertown, Maryland
Washington University — St. Louis, Missouri
Washington and Lee University — Lexington, Virginia
Washington State University — Pullman, Washington
West Chester University — West Chester, Pennsylvania
Western Carolina University — Cullowhee, North Carolina
Western Illinois University — Macomb, Illinois
Western Kentucky University — Bowling Green, Kentucky
West Georgia College — Carrollton, Georgia
West Virginia University — Morgantown, West Virginia
Whitman College — Walla Walla, Washington
Wofford College — Spartanburg, South Carolina
Wright State University — Dayton, Ohio
Yale University — New Haven, Connecticut

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Fratting Hard on College Rivalry Weekend

November 17, 2006 | No Comments | Uncategorized

What the Oscars is to Hollywood, the Super Bowl is to the NFL, and the Las Vegas Star Trek convention is to 37 year old virgins, college football rivalry weekend is the time when all the heavy hitters of the fratty culture come out and show why they are elites among their peers. With this knowledge, though, many among the fratty place too much pressure on themselves to frat harder than ever. Falling victims to this pressure, they end up departing from the tried and true rules of fratting hard, and end up doing things that they would normally immediately recognize as not fratty. To help prevent this unfortunate reality, please take heed of the following tips. Following the normal laws of the fratty, all while taking special care to avoid the following, will assure you a place among the frattiest in the stadium this Saturday.

#1) Don’t descend into normal fandom: It is an unquestioned rule of fratology that all but the most subtle hints of fandom are forbidden. While others defile themselves with graphic t-shirts, body paint, novelty hats, and (worst of all) replica jerseys, the fratty come dressed for success with shirt and tie for guys and an appropriate dress for ladies. Don’t be the one in your section that ignores this black letter rule and paints your face, wears more than one college logo anywhere on your person, or comes decked out in Under Armor. Leave such a faux pas to the GDI’s and use your normal discretion in wardrobe decisions.

#2) Pre-game fratting is still mandatory: Pre-game fratting is essential to a fratty gameday. Ample tailgating with other fratters, lunch at a sorority house, and arriving just in time for kickoff to your seat saved by a pledge should be just as important…nay, more important…on this weekend as on any other. Do not be tricked into attending open pre-game pep rallies and the like by wiley university athletic marketers. Instead, take your usual fratty plans and crank them up with maximum fratitude.

#3) Don’t let a loss affect post-game fratting: Where gameday truly separates the fratty from the non-fratty is often after the final whistle has been blown. Post game cocktails, house parties, or a trip to the local strip should be the mandatory plan after every game. However, the emotion bound up in a rivalry game can often make the fratters on the losing side lose heart after the game, causing them to ignore their post game duties. Know that while the game is important, no loss should be enough to (and no loss is an excuse to) completely ignore your fraterly duties. As always, you should challenge others to frat hard or go home, and you yourself should strive to be the last one that does the latter.

Popularity: unranked [?]

Frat vs. GDI #2

November 7, 2006 | 2 Comments | Uncategorized

Hairstyle

Fratty: Fratshag
GDI: Frosted Tips

Late Night Activity

Fratty: Bar Hopping
GDI: World of Warcraft Tournament

Short Lengths

Fratty: 2 Inch Inseams
GDI: Slightly Above Ankles

Shoes

Fratty: Topsiders/Newbies
GDI: Chuck Taylor’s

Shacking

Fratty: Only With Sorostitutes (for the fratty Male) or Fratdaddies (for the fratty female)
GDI: Only with blow up dolls

Popularity: unranked [?]

*** DOUCHE OFF ***

November 6, 2006 | No Comments | Uncategorized

From CollegeHumor.com

The shirtless ones look bad now, but it gets worse.

Killed in a tragic garbage disposal accident

Nice lipstick, Casanova

Johnny Depp, he’s not.

Class personified.

Another potential hard fratter falls to the intrigue of earrings and hair gel.

Get ready to change your panties, ladies.

Future career: Habitual pornography addiction retreat attendee

It’s a bird…it’s a plane…it’s a future serial rapist…

Didn’t find the humor in the South Park “World of Warcraft” episode

I know you want to test his light saber, ladies…

When your photographer gets Photoshop for Christmas…

This guy is a Tri-Delt…if “Delta” stands for DOUCHEBAG, DOUCHEBAG, DOUCHEBAG

His idea of wedding vows: “It puts the lotion on its skin…”

The holy trinity of douchebaggery…stupid, redneck, and overexposed.

He had to read a book to learn how to douche this hard…

Q: What captures the essence of your being? A: I like ‘nanners.

Lost his virginity to a Ziploc bag full of KY Jelly.

Unadulterated douchebaggery.

The fratty way to take a funny senior picture. This guy probably frats extremely hard now

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