EDIT: We have recovered a confidential public service announcement that was never aired after government intervention brought on by the disturbingly powerful douchebag lobby. We encourage you to watch this brief informational film before proceeding with the rest of the post.
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The lion devours the gazelle. The owl preys on the mouse. [...]
Monthly Poll
Where is your pre-game tailgate spot?
- The Frat Castle (53%, 358 Votes)
- Somewhere Else On Campus (22%, 149 Votes)
- Own/Brother's Apartment Near Stadium (17%, 114 Votes)
- County Jail Drunk Tank (4%, 30 Votes)
- Local Watering Hole (4%, 27 Votes)
Total Voters: 678
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