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As you may or may not remember (too much fratwater) from years past, your Institute of Fratology has held an annual tournament coinciding with March Madness to determine the frattiest item.  Costas and Croakies took the Frat Crown for the first couple of years, then Hazing literally paddled their way to [...]

Fox News is reporting that a fraternity member at the University of Kentucky was wrapped in toilet paper and set ablaze early last Saturday.  In response, the University closed the offending chapter for the rest of the semester.
Needless to say, your humble professors recommend that you do NOT attempt to incinerate any of your brothers [...]

Confratulations to Drew McCart of Kansas State, the February 2010 Fratdaddy of the Month.  Drew can be seen here fratting hard at the castle with fellow fratdaddies and sorostitutes.  He is also known to frat hard around the campus in Manhattan and beyond.  Note the solo cup in Drew’s hand wrapped in a Coast [...]

2 to 1′ing – Verb: the act of out-fratting those you are with at the bar or party by consuming the equivalent of two beverages for the every one beverage they consume
ex. After 2 to 1′ing my brothers at the bar, I somehow ended up shacking with a former sorostitute grad-student at her home 15 [...]

There are many aspects of the fratty lifestyle that GDI’s don’t, and can’t, understand.  Their old, tired whine of, “being in a fraternity/sorority is just buying friends,” is an illustration of their fundamental inability to comprehend the nuances that float through the fratmosphere and make the Greek community the elite cornerstone of the college campus.  [...]

This is one of the saddest things I have ever seen.

Indeed, this young lady now knows what it is like to be in a relationship whose god is douchebaggery…and she is its altar.

It should be fairly clear as to why luxury vehicles have a place in our fratty vehicles countdown. Everyone knows that on a college campus, nothing says, “my family can buy and sell your family,” like one of the finer luxury automobiles. For this countdown, we decided to group a [...]

I’ve posted this one 4 times before and it never gets old.
Well I declare, it is getting hot in here…
Come get it, ladies…
Little boy red, go blow your horn…
He wants to show you his pokemans….
115 lbs. of fury
Instructions from photographer:  Look very confused.
Leonado and Douchatello
Like fratting hard, douchebaggery is a lifetime pursuit
Warning:  if this [...]

As you esteemed Fratology students well know, the Institute of Fratology has selected a Fratdaddy or Sorostitute of the Month for the past several months to be displayed on the homepage of our learning center.  To recap how you apply for this prestigious award, you must be friends with Doug on [...]

Most Frequented Website:
Frat: Frataddy’s team specific Rivals.com site (and, of course, frattinghard.com)
GDI: http://www.fanfiction.net/game/Warcraft/

Favorite YouTube Video:
Frat: Football team highlight videos from previous season
GDI:

Most Recently Posted Facebook Photo Album:
Frat: None, but tagged repeatedly in sorostitutes’ “My Drunktaneous Formal” album
GDI: “My Trip to the Cleveland Star Wars Convention”
Most Recent Twitter Post:
Frat:  Large reward for whoever finds where [...]